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Hi, know that I hate ?

COMMUNISM !

….bye.

boredome + procrastination = bacon

I suddenly decided to start updating this shithole weblog thingie. And now due to popular demand (1 out of 1 people requested it) in English. Sitting at home all day studying for some bogus university entrance exams made me think „hey why don’t i do something meaningless “ and sure enough here it is – and let me make a promise for this and future posts here – the meaningless coefficient is going to skyrocket through roof.

So anyways I decided today’s bag of feces to be about education – ’tis popular , ’tis shitty and as promised – lacks meaning coming from a douche bag like me.

I have this little question to ask all the crappy teachers – What the fuck is your problem ?! Get a fucking grip byetches….. seriously the Bulgarian education system is devoid of any principals and overall goals. It’s a system where the teachers excrete feces upon the students, and the student / blinded by says feces/ walk around blindly without a shred of education.

I’d love to gather numerous examples of the social degradation in our schools but due to the fact that I am lazy and in fact don’t care – you’re going to have to settle for Second English High School Sofia-Bulgaria. As a senior year student there I’ve had to sit through countless sessions of crap and crap again. I challenge any shitfuck that reads this to find a semi-qualified teacher in said school.

Example of incompetence No.1 – Seconds semester school schedule features the so called „blank periods“ where in the middle of the school day – let’s say 3rd period you have…..nothing. Ofc after that you have 3-4 more periods or buttcrap as I plan on referring to them from this point on. And that’s because all the at least quasi-intelligent teachers left the school a few months back.

Tomorrow a new principal steps forth to preside over our dear dump. Now you might be thinking „well if it’s a dump, change might be good“ and „the old one sucked donkey shlong“, but well you’re wrong so fuck off. The old principal was an elderly cunt who stole money from us and had an attitude to boot. Despite her being voted Mrs. Hugest-Vagina-Ever, she ran the school like a military district ; her English is way more than semi-decent ; had a sense of humor ; kept everything tidy. Now you can see my problem with this new old fag-woman – she doesn’t understand a word of English ; is from the country-side /yaaaay/ and doesn’t know shit/care about the school’s traditions. We’re totally in for some freaky shit.

Stuff to babble about No.2 : Everyone born after 1991. What is up with those little wankers ? o.O; K, I realize me and my classmates are the last ones to get a certificate from IIELS – next year they’re probably gonna rename the school to II English Buttsecks and gay bondage School……seriously. So anyway onto the buttholes that are the 8th through 11th grades (exceptions there but too few to mention). I walk around school and I see it all – from groupie whores with huge gaping vaginas to down right homosexual buttfucking bastards. Now it’s one thing to go your local barbershop and ask for a „fashionable yet question able“ haircut, it’s quite another to pull your hair in front of your eyes /hence blocking all visibility/, slam on a System of a Down T-shirt, black jeans and blackish-pink sneakers (yes, you read correctly) – and this from a BOY /sort of at least/. I was nanoseconds away from making a belt from this kid’s skin – too bad i was running late for a period of beer and unintentional flirting with a couple of questionably single females (prolly got AIDS or some shit). Also I need it to be noted – sitting with some buds on the benches behind school, drinking some beers, when this girl comes up – note she IS a minor from the 8th grade /newbie/ and asks if one of us could go the nearby liquor store and by her and her MINOR friends some vodka. Again, after i overcame the shock I was about to beat her silly and stuff sharp pointy things in her anus….. luckily i got distracted by a pair of nice breasts that passed by (can’t say if they were just flying or attached to body or some shit).

Seriously what the fuck… What the fuck God, what the fuck, you sick fuck, you……

Aaaaah nuff ranting fer 2day….

<insert random stereotypical good fortune wish here>
Pantsman, Protector of…..just screw off

Найтуиш.Минало.Настояще.Бъдеще.

Найтуиш е финландска симфонична/готичекса метъл група. В малко повече от 10те си години заедно, групата успява да популяризира и да придаде ново лице на симфоничния метъл – лицето на вокалистката Тария Турунен, която със своя глас спечелва сърцата на милиони фенове по цял свят. Още в първите си години Nightwish стават хит в родната си страна и по света, оглавявайки всякакви метъл и рок класации. През годините те много работят върху стила си, докато накрая, в албума си Once създават звук, неможещ да се причисли към какъвто и да е жанр. Оперното пеене на Тария, съчетано с леки симфонични и тежки метъл музикални  моменти, определят място на групата на върха на Европейската хард рок и метъл сцена.

Естествено групата функционира като добре смазана машина – всяка малка частичка изпълняваща своята уникална роля, всяка частичка е важна за работата на метъл механизма. С напускането на Тария през 2005 г. бъдещето на групата изглеждаше предначертано, но въпреки това те не се отказаха и намериха новата си вокалистка в лицето на Анет Олзън. Гласът на новата дама не притежава богатата палитра от тоналности, които притежаваше този на Тария. Дали това ще превърне найтуш в поредната безлична метъл група ? Дали това е краят на популярността на групата ? Дали да си направя кюфтета за вечеря ?

Отговори на всички тези въпроси ще получим в близко бъдеще. В момента групата подготвя няколко лайф изяви както и нов албум, който ще излезе на пазара септември. Успеваемостта на този албум може да е решаваща за бъдещето на Найтуиш с новата им вокалистка.

Ще поживеем, пък ще видим.